So, I was rewatching Thor and the deleted scenes for, uh, reasons and got to this scene again and noticed something that made me just start laughing at this dumb nerd.
LOOK HOW MANY GUARDS THERE ARE. THERE ARE FIVE IN THE PORTION OF THE BALCONY THAT WE CAN SEE.
Despite that he’s king of Asgard now, despite that he’s carrying one of the mightiest weapons in the entire realm, this nerd still clearly said
OKAY I NEED A FUCKING ENTOURAGE
And one of the very first orders he gave as king was to GIVE HIMSELF A POSSE, that EVERY PILLAR MUST HAVE A GUARD STANDING IN FRONT OF IT!!!!
Then went to stare out over Asgard like “:> yissss i am so fuckin’ cool now, take that everyone who ever said i wasn’t cool!!!!”
THIS NERD IS MY FAVORITE OKAY
White people asking questions about my turban (part 3)
SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO
organic milk bags
monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall
A reservoir of water three times the volume of all the oceans has been discovered deep beneath the Earth’s surface. The finding could help explain where Earth’s seas came from.
The water is hidden inside a blue rock that lies 700 kilometres underground in the mantle, the layer of hot rock between Earth’s surface and its core.
Some geologists think water arrived in comets as they struck planets, but the new discovery supports an alternative idea that the ocean oozed out of Earth’s interior layer.
OH MY GODDDDDDD -NERDS OUT-
That’s where the lizard people live
WHAT THE FUCK
I just wanna point something out.
You know how you always see those pictures of the strange types of fish that live in the deep, deep sea?
like this one
or this one
and this one
If any and if possible imagine what the fish look like in the DEEP, DEEP sea.
I’m smelling a million dollar creepy story.
That smells awful… fishy
1. Aries: Separation/detachment.
2. Taurus: Change.
3. Gemini: Being alone.
4. Cancer: Feeling unloved.
5. Leo: Being ignored.
6. Virgo: Disorder.
7. Libra: Anything extremely unbalanced/making a wrong decision that’ll destroy their life.
8. Scorpio: Failure and inadequacy.
9. Sagittarius: Being controlled.
10. Capricorn: Being misunderstood and not being good enough.
11. Aquarius: Being locked in.
12. Pisces: Upsetting others and rejection.